Stupidity Unwelcomed
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Lie and say this aint cunt-lyfe

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cloudyskiesandcatharsis:

Last Meals of Innocent Men

Campaign for Amnesty International, displaying the final meal requests of prisoners executed on Death Row, who were later found innocent.

Photographed by James Reynolds

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crissle:

Better than me.

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Sept. 1 3:42 pm

dynastylnoire:

justice4mikebrown:

Darren Wilson probably isn’t even in the country anymore.

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adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

adhoption:

river-b:

motherfuckinoedipus:

abnels:

memeguy-com:

You win this round cheese

actually that is a rectangle cheese

[oxford comma laughing in the distance]

[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]

I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter

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b8in4satan:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES

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painenvylove:

I love this, absolutely perfect.

painenvylove:

I love this, absolutely perfect.

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dirtpunx:

everythingthatexcitesme:

http://sexymanincartoon.tumblr.comhttp://sexymencowboy.tumblr.comhttp://sexymaninsuits.tumblr.comhttp://sexymanwithglasses.tumblr.comhttp://everythingthatexcitesme.tumblr.comhttp://maninvideo.tumblr.com

i’m gonna need y’all gross motherfuckers to stop promoting your nasty gay fetish blogs on pictures of me. deadass.

I shouldnt be laughing but I am lmao

dirtpunx:

everythingthatexcitesme:

http://sexymanincartoon.tumblr.com
http://sexymencowboy.tumblr.com
http://sexymaninsuits.tumblr.com
http://sexymanwithglasses.tumblr.com
http://everythingthatexcitesme.tumblr.com
http://maninvideo.tumblr.com

i’m gonna need y’all gross motherfuckers to stop promoting your nasty gay fetish blogs on pictures of me. deadass.

I shouldnt be laughing but I am lmao

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said 
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

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never trust a black man that has no upper lip

breadheadz:

isseymiyucky:

cindimayweathersson:

exhibit A:

image

exhibit B:

image

exhibit C:

image

He thinks he’s white because he has no upper lip. He’s sadly mistaken.

I spit out my drink

LOL!!!!!!!

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the-goddamazon:

asian-mist:

thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG!!!

LMFAO OMG her face she was like “WTF…okay, OKAY y’all got it!” xD

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syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

fiercedeception reblogged your post when she excited about getting that iu… and added:

was talking bout the pressure of the nut i was gonna release, Not the soldier entering the castleimage

Mhm if you say so 

I on the other hand aint say a damn thang